I got some free time here, so I wanted to tell you all about a special day I had recently.
I got up that morning in the usual manner, flailing my arms around and kicking at Mama's tummy when I could hear Daddy talking to her saying something about "today's the day honey." I figured it's got nothing to do with me, so I'm gonna sleep for a bit.
Suddenly I wake up again and feel something shoving me in the side. At first I'm like "Hey! Stop pushing!" but it keeps shoving me. For some reason, my home is getting smaller, so I keep moving down towards the bottom where there's more room. After a bit of discomfort, I suddenly realize there's a light over there, and I'm going to check it out.
Woah! Next thing I know I have these bright lights shining on me and it's really cold! I get placed on Mama's tummy - the outside this time - and there's my Daddy right there. He starts to cry as he tells Mama that they have a beautiful son. Well duh! I've known that for a while now! I try to tell them this but it only comes out as "wah!" I'll have to work on that.
I had to spend some time in some place called the nick-yoo where they told me that I was 5 pounds, 1 ounce and 18 inches long. I stayed there for a bit but am now home with Mama and Daddy. I really like being with them and tell them I love them too, but it still comes out as "wah!" Like I said, I need to work on that.
I think I better go now, 'cause Mama's coming in to hold me again. She tells me I have all kinds of friends and relatives that want to meet me and I can't wait to meet them too!
Jared Scott Fairchild